Mmmmmm, milkshakes

Sean T. Collins of Attention Deficit Disorder has created a presidential milkshake list that tells you all you need to know about the candidates.
Here are a few:

• I drink your milkshake, even though I opposed drinking your milkshake four years ago. -- Mitt Romney


• I drink your milkshake, but only if the Bible says it's allowed. -- Mike Huckabee


• I may drink your milkshake for another 100 years, if that's what it takes. -- John McCain


• I drank a milkshake on 9/11. -- Rudy Giuliani


• I drink your milkshake, but I'm paying for it with gold. -- Ron Paul


• I will fight the corporations so that you can drink your own milkshake. -- John Edwards


• I have 35 years of milkshake-drinking experience. *sob* -- Hillary Clinton


• I peacefully drink your milkshake. -- Dennis Kucinich

Of course, a few candidates are missing. Here are my suggestions

• We will both drink your milkshake, thereby canceling each other out -- Dodd and Biden


• I kinda look like Al Gore drinking this milkshake, don't you think? Mmmm, VP milkshake -- Richardson


• Gosh, how cool is this. I woke up during the debate and here was Regan's milkshake -- Thompson


• A milkshake sounds really good, but I can't afford one -- Vilsack


• Hey, nobody invited me to the milkshake party -- Gavel


• I don't oppose all milkshakes. What I am opposed to is a dumb milkshake. What I am opposed to is a rash milkshake. -- Obama